A well-known scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!" Stephen Hawking 'A Brief History of Time'
Friday, 11 February 2011
Bless me Father for iSinned
No time to go to confession? Then you need the new handy app for the 'iphone' called, 'Confession: A Roman Catholic app'. It costs £1.19 and is probably the first app to be approved by the Catholic Church. The user is guided through the sacrament and, according to its designers is, "A personalised examination of conscience for each user."
However, Father Federico Lombard a Vatican spokesman has warned the faithful that it must not be used for its intended purpose as it was no substitute for being in the confessional in person when admitting sins as both penitent and the priest need to be together.
Obviously the Catholic kids will like this more than their elders because, not only will it keep them away from the paedo priests, they'd be able to type 50 Hail Marys faster.
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