Summer job in Kentucky

Fancy a summer job in Kentucky?  The proposed Ark Encounter theme park is advertising for several vacancies;

• Constituent Data Administrator (CDA)
• Guest Services Coordinator
• Public Safety Console Operator
• Senior Database Administrator (Senior DBA)
• Video Editor/Animator/VFXWeb Developer—Python
• Zoo Keeper

The only problem is you will need to provide a "written statement of [your] testimony, a statement of what [you] believe regarding creation and a statement that [you] have read and can support the AiG statement of faith".
Mmmm.  I wonder what the Equal Rights branch of the Employment Agency will say.


As well as bullshit, you'll be expected to clean up elephant shit, llama shit, snake shit ....the list is not quite endless but still stretches to about 1,250,000 that we know of.  That needs to be doubled (two of every kind).